“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne.” ~ Bette Davis

“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” ~ Galileo

“Never stop dreaming. Follow the omens.” ~ Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

“Anyone can be a pro but how do you become profound?” ~ Anonymous

“Goin’ where the water tastes like wine.”

“Studying pH balance, Brix, and soil structure is fine but I’m afraid you may have missed the point [of drinking wine].”

“Leave no man or bottle behind – pour responsibly.”

“I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.”

“I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~ W. C. Fields

“Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.” ~ John Wooden

“I only regret that I have but one liver to lose for the glorious cause of Champagne.”

“I’m helping you help me drink more wine.”

“Bringing together Silicon and Napa Valley.”

“There are few problems that do not become more complex and interesting upon closer examination.”

“Shane, you broke my tests. Again!”

“Be Young as a Beaujolais and Age as a Bourgogne.” ~ Robert Sabatier